Your tits are I can't wait for
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
The Olympian is in my bed
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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