So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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