This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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