You surviving the open bar?
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OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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