The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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