physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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