Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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