the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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