I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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