no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
