apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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