this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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