her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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