My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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