these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Couch. On fire.
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