It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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