Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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