it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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