Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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