windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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