Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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