we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Randomize
