marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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