OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
