New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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