How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
