You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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