If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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