He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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