Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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