I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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