I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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