i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize