uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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