just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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