Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's blow job season.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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