You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
