where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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