The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
