me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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