i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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