we should wear snuggies to the strip club
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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