For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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