Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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