After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have fence marks all over my body
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
