Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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