The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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