that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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