Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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