just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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