He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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