I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
True college students do jello shots in the library
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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