She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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