Buhtt sex?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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