Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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